So said my English 231 professor, last semester. What he was referring to had nothing to do with planes, bombs, or underwear, but rather, the correction of grammar mistakes. Do you remember that grade school teacher that didn't let you go until you used the specific code wording, "May I go to the bathroom?" I do. Her name was Ms.Kaminski, whose name will live on in my memory and will also be associated with making us eat crackers without dropping crumbs on the floor (not humanly possible!). Anyway, this isn't a rant about past grade school teachers, but it is some of my thoughts on the internet grammar phenomenon that has been prevalent the past few years.